Haven’t posted in abit as a lorry apparently tripped the phone lines outside. No cables lead to having no internet while having functioning cables lead to the piece of crap called streamyx.
Over the course of the week, Mr. Gates / Bill Gates / William Henry Gates III, has left his executive post at Microsoft (ref1). That’s right, the Harvard dropout (would have made fun of this point if he did not have that much money; all 58000000000 of it.) that brought you what you are currently using to read this (you’re using windows don’t lie), has ceased to be Microsoft’s full time executive. He will still remain as a part-time non-exec chairman (honestly just take this as he has quit).
With the above sexy picture posing Bill Gates gone,
This tongue wagging bald (ps. nothing against bald people) Steve Ballmer would be incharge of the big M (no, not McDonalds).
Kudos too Bill G. for bringing windows to the world and charging an exorbitant price on a piece of software named after a part of a house:
Would it not have been better to name it Microsoft Chairs? or Microsoft Beds? or Microsoft Kitchens? Microsoft Dining Tables? Microsoft BBQ Grills?
Sounds weird? Seriously if the first every version of Windows were to be named Microsoft Toilet Bowl 95, it would have been taken seriously.
Did you know that Bill Gates sperm is the second most wanted by Chinese woman (ref2)? If you have somehow discovered a piece of tissue or cloth containing the sperm of Bill Gates kindly disregard the above sentence and send it to me. I pay you big monnies ok? Since Mr. Gates no longer works full time in an executive post, he could go into production readying stock for the next version of windows:
I would buy that. And so would 1000 other Chinese woman. My sperm is on that list too. Only at number 11. And that a technical error with the website caused numbers after 10 not to be shown. Mr. Tom Cruise is at 12. Original unedited list sent to me by the journalist so that there is no need for doubt:
Last exam paper tomorrow. Goodluck me. If I fail, at least I;m still at 11. 
1 Comment
July 2, 2008 at 12:31 am
oh my gawd farneee