Childrens Story Book

There comes a time when you become a parent and you that kid of yours require special attention like changing diapers, breast feeding , reading stories to them when they sleep. But really, what would you tell them if they see in their ‘Finnish Childrens Book’ the following page:

This is what I would tell [...]

Who doesn’t hate poo?

Lets say you own a cute puppy, like so:

and one day, he does a poopoo on your carpet, bed, where ever, like so:

ps. real poo does not have smiley faces. can’t actually show poo pictures. google image it if you want to. I take no responsibility for your actions.
What would you do?
Poop Freeze it! [...]