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A Silver for Badminton

So Chong Wei, Malaysia’s only hope for a gold medal got trashed in the finals againts Lin Dan (dan siapa? oh and your name in pink so funny hahahahaha). So what? He still brought back a silver, and has gotten himself RM300K. Still he does not deserve the following picture in Tuesday’s (20 August) The Sun newspaper:

He does look like he is in pain and in the middle of the thought: “Kissing? Honestly? C’mon, peoples wanting to take a dump here, out of the way leh, siam eh sai buey? Kah Cheng Ai Pit Liow Leh.“.

Balance Book

Revenues:
Silver Medal Revenue: RM 300 000

Expenses:
Loss to Lin Dan: (RM 100 000)
Losing really fast: (RM 100 000)
Food: (RM 25 000)
Entertainment (*wink wink* for releasing stress, etc.): (RM 100 000)
Preparation (cheaper *wink wink*, AIDS unfree): (RM 99)

Totals: (RM 25 099)

Notes: Owes RM 25 099 to Badminton Association.

Well done anyway, you deserve a cheer for just bringing back a medal. Negaraku, tanah tumpahnya darahku…it gets boring, you know the drill (ps. negaraku is awesomo). I guessed that Malaysia would bring in 1 Gold, 8 Silver, and 8 Bronze medals before the Olympics were underway. Boy WAS I WRONG!

Congratulations once again and as Hancock never says, “Good…er…Job”.

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